how to be a “real woman”: a guide
1. do you identify as a woman
2. congratulations you’re a real woman
what I’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
(Source: ohyousillypotato)
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
